memesandmylife:

teathattast:

this is like the least-evil use of this image possible

manywinged:

manywinged:

forgot i was working in the meat section at my workplace today and briefly experienced what it’s like to be an indie horror game protagonist

coworker: uhhh there’s some blood leaking out from under the storeroom door can you go check that out

me:

me, remembering that i’m working on the raw meats counter and not about to meet jeff the killer at the fridge:

madmaudlingoes:

violetsandshrikes:

washington zoo has had it’s first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

They named the baby Segway.

bakedbananners:

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

diarygirls:

marmite-forreal-deactivated2023:

kosmaj:

kosmaj:

so funny when americans make photosets with pictures of normal eastern european buildings and describe them as “melancholy” or “desolate.” like my brother that is an apartment complex. my friend Милош lives there.

oh my god???

Imagine scrolling through tumblr and seeing your own window. Slammed my laptop down and went to bed.

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anicecoldbath:

ubashaaa-archived: